Saturday, May 29, 2004

Guga!

Gustavo Kuerten (aka Guga- a Brazilian male tennis player who happens to be my favorite tennis player) beat the world #1 Roger Federer in the third round at the French Open today! Hopefully he can go all the way. Yay!

Kuerten's upset victory sends Federer packing

I realize that most of you probably don't give a damn but I've been crazy about Tennis since Flavor Flav first started rockin' clocks. I figure that my fanaticism is no different than how the rest of my gender seems to be obsessed with Football and/or Baseball. Like the obligatory superbowl party, I'd have a French Open party if I actually thought that people would show up.

Guga's Official Site

--f.y.i. guga ended up losing in the quarterfinals. fuck that shit
"Butt Nuggets" jajaja! (that's mexican for hahaha)

Thursday, May 27, 2004

The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles

I think that this list is far from definitive as I believe it should have included titles from every genre but I still got a good laugh out of a few of the titles

(p.s. I'm finally back and feel rejuvenated... I think)

Monday, May 17, 2004

Society for Cutting Up Menz

I always giggle when I am referred to as a 'walking abortion'

SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Don't Fret

Lord Foppington will be back next week and will, hopefully, be rejuvenated.

Friday, May 07, 2004

Real World Dan

BUSTED!

Sooo Ghetto


Main Street (Ocotal, Nicaragua)

I shit you not when I tell you that this is Main Street in the village that my mother grew up in. damn--and I thought that Fresno was ghetto. The bitch must get homesick watching "Feed The Children" infomercials.