I'm Off...

to see "Fahrenheit 9/11". I'll let you know how it is. Also, you know I totally read Sedaris' new one. I enjoyed it, of course. What can I say?-- The man has wit.

"Kill A Nigga For My Nigga By Any Means Bitch"

Lil' Kim Barred from St. Kitts Concert

Give the bitch a break. I mean, so she orchestrated a shoot-out and then lied about it in front of a grand jury-- what's the big deal?

But seriously, they were even gonna let Michael Jackson leave the country when he was first charged. This judge has it in for her, mang

--on a side note, she is starting to look a little like M.J., don't you think?

The "Italian Justin Timberlake"

I've been seeing this guy a lot on Mun2 lately which is like a very ghetto, spanish version of MTV. The channel and it's programming seem to be just 1 step up from public access. Anyhow, the Italian Tiziano has recorded some albums in spanish in order, I presume, to capitalize on that very large market. And let me tell ya, he's got some moves too... all very, very amusing.

Go On... send your friends a Tiziano card

I Love This Cracker-Ass Bitch

She always seems to be doing something fresh and interesting.

Bjork Voices "Medulla"