F.Y.I.

Ever since I started consuming copious amounts of GNC vitamins, my pee has smelled like "Lucky Charms"

Copycats?

All Is Full Of Love?

she's feenin' for the semen

Peaches' Playboy Interview 

that's outrageous!

 
3 women that I adore made this list (actually, maybe even 4-- I'm still not completely sure how I feel about Christina Aguilera. I used to loathe her but then I started feeling really sorry for her when everyone started calling her a whore and stuff). Can you guess who they are? If you've been paying attention, you should have no problem.

otherstream aka The "No"

In this journal that I came across, this guy, would visit Fresno from San Francisco for...get this... fun! He mentions how Fresno is one of the strangest places he's been to and, quite honestly, I don't think that he knows the half of it. He probably knows Fresno better now since he found love here but nowhere in his entries did I see any mention of the man who would go around the west side on a motorized hospital bed nor did he mention the spinning man (who would wear headphones that were never actually plugged into anything while spinning from one end of town to the other). These are unforgivable omissions.

Fresno Road Trips
 
f.y.i. To those of you out there that plan on visiting Fresno in the future, I recommend that you not stay in a motel on motel drive. You couldn't pay me to stay at any one of those places. I don't want to wake up with bugs. A lot of crackwhores hang out around the area too. Just ask Samuelian

lord... help... me

YR CRITIQUE
yr critique is super ficial
but yr hatred's like the rain
we could agree to disagree, you know
but i gotta catch my train

so, go-go, go-go, go-go
good luck!
so, go-go, go-go, go-go
W.I.A!*

i think you're pretty smart
but you act like such a jerk, I
cant stand yr fake rebellion
misdirected and anti-art

[chorus]
so over it (now!) x4
*well intentioned asshole

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BANG! BANG!
murder is murder
why're they confused?
another man dead
i read it in the news
who gave them the fucking right
to run around like they own the night?

oh bang! bang!
oh oh bang! bang!
oh oh bang! bang!
oh oh bang! bang!

wrong fucking time
wrong fucking place
there is no fucking way
this is not about race
whos gonna call 911
when they cant tell a wallet
from a mother fucking gun?

[chorus]

bang bang daddy i want you dead
bang bang daddy get out of my head
bang bang daddy i want you dead
bring me Giuliani's head

[chorus]

can't... get... these... songs... out... of... my... head... ever

hey, i heard that they're working on a new album with ric ocasek producing. wonder when that'll come out?

Job Creation---- The Last 14 Presidents

saw this is on The American Assembler-- a site that my friend Mary sent me.